cardinal gibbons

a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team

Dude those cadinal gibbons girls are hot.

by Spencer April 23, 2005

Windows 2000

Trick to make you waste your money.

I was in Starbucks the other day. The staff were totally stoked to Windows 2000 me! FUCKERS!

by Spencer February 03, 2003

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004

buffting

If a thing is buff, it is a buffting. 'ting' being London garage slang for 'thing'*

Err, that bird down twerton park was a right buffting.

*"it's a London ting"

by spencer February 01, 2003

beaw

The sound made by those lacking the intellect necessary to form intelligible words.

Staring at him blankly, totally crushed by his words, beaw suddenly screeched from his lips with an aggressive anger over having been so easily shown up.

by Spencer April 29, 2003

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 01, 2003

remtard

Retard.

Oli, stop being such a remtard.

by spencer February 01, 2003