Paul's definitions

hoeage

Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.

That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.

by paul October 2, 2004

boic

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

by Paul September 3, 2003

slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004

dog food

the stuff between grants ears

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears

by paul March 17, 2004

primary digits

The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.

I need to make sure you have my primary digits. I don't want to get all calls from you on my cellular.

by Paul August 23, 2004

samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.

Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working

by Paul April 6, 2005