Stoofek

"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"

First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.

Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.
Is Jared a total stoofek or what?
by Paul April 23, 2004
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Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.
I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Sifage

Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!
paul: u play like a girl
orangedude: sif,your a noob
paul: SIFAGE, your a noob
by paul July 13, 2004
mugGet the Sifagemug.

French Wrench

Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)

The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.
Look at that Jean-Guy hammering in those screws and tightening those bolts with a French-Wrench
by Paul October 04, 2004
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connor it

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.
The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."
by Paul December 06, 2003
mugGet the connor itmug.

boic

Joe boices tri-daily.
by Paul September 03, 2003
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Greentown

Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other.
"Greentown Pride!"
by Paul June 19, 2004
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