Paul's definitions

toofah

an alternate spelling may be "tufa".

Ryan Truong wishes he was a tufa, but he's not.

by paul July 22, 2003

Schaum

Mullet; a haircut short on the sides, but long in the back

Half of the guys at the Poison concert had mullets.

by paul September 18, 2003

surfjunky

Internet company that says they will pay people $.45 an hour but never do. This site is a scam.

Paul: That guy just stole my wallet.
Sara: Sounds like you got surfjunkyed

by Paul May 13, 2005

issy

used instead of the word Sissy (dis to 60 crips). It's almost like saying, "F'n'" instead of fuckin'

Blood says, "You sissy." A 60 crip/60 crip allie would say, "don't say the issy word.

by paul October 15, 2004

Slom

1. A simple combination of the two words slut and mommy.
2. Word for a milf who hits on all of her son's friends.

Jeff: "Yo, what did my mom say to you?"
Paul: "Your slom didn't say anything, she just bent over and i stuck it in her ass!"

by Paul February 16, 2005

fwample

1. A wet sandal.
2. Best Friend Forever (bff).
3. What you call your bff.

1. I put on my favorite flip flops and stepped in a puddle, and now they're fwamples.
2. We've been through so much, she's totally my fwample.
3. Fwample, we've known each other practically forever.

by Paul July 29, 2005

monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

by Paul July 27, 2004