I hear what you're saying

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

by Paul October 21, 2003

I hear what you're saying

quit putting stuff up here that I didn't
put here.

by paul October 24, 2003

bubba

a not very bright rural type person; hick

I encountered a real bubba when I ask for directions at the gas station.

by Paul July 14, 2004

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003

hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

by Paul May 24, 2004

peach ass

peachass-peech-assn an area of the buttocks neer the anal orefest that is oddly covered in small hairs, that resemble peach fuzz

your gay boyfriend has a peach ass

by paul December 05, 2003

Ellenation

A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.

I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.

by Paul August 24, 2004