toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person
Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.
by Nick December 11, 2003
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bexley

Snobby and rich, mostly-jewish neighborhood outside of Columbus, Ohio.
He married this rich jewish chick from Bexley.
by Nick June 27, 2004
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shopvac

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.
She's the biggest shopvac around.
by Nick December 06, 2004
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zooked

Zooked- Really hyper...high strung, full of energy..
Dude im so "zooked" right now i just chugged 2 Rockstars.
by Nick December 02, 2005
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emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.
A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>
by Nick November 08, 2003
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john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.
I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.
by Nick March 23, 2005
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groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".
I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.
by Nick October 14, 2003
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