Mr X's definitions

qwerty

A keyboard originally created to slow down typists in the old days of typewriters becuase they broke the typewriters by typing too fast. Now there isn's a problem of breaking a keyboard but it is still used and is the same design that was used to slow down those typists decades ago. Why it is still in use is a mystery.

Those typists are breaking all the typewriters by typing too fast, what should we do?
Invent a qwerty key layout to slow them down

by mr x February 11, 2004

agoraphobic

To be afriad of anything thats practically outside, our outside itself.

person 1: I never see person 3 ever leave his house
person 2: maybe he's agoraphobic

by mr x February 19, 2004

cellardoor

the gateway to a place to store objects that are important to us to keep safe

dust/wine/memories;)old computers and books which you really carnt understand/super hero comics

by Mr X December 29, 2003

Endosex

Being married for 10 years or more

My partner has given me endosex and the intimate bedroom games have been canned .

The meaning of Endosex " Being married for 10 years " or more can be attributed to the caller on the 2gb Ben Fordham show, on Monday 7th September, 2020

by Mr X September 6, 2020

the curse

a watery sensation around your arm pit area, usually build by excessive sweating.

JD's curse was so bad he need prescription deodorant to make things better for himself.

by mr x November 28, 2004

cafegueria

A gay locale, i.e. gym, bar, or any other entertainment/lifestyle venue that caters towards a homosexual crowd

The Equinox gym in the West Village is a total cafegueria.

by Mr X June 10, 2004

cunting cunt

One whom is not merely a cunt, but a cunting cunt.

Why is it that all chavs are cunting cunts?

by Mr x March 21, 2004