Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

jest

another word for "joke"

you giv me bare "jests"
i catch so much "jests" pon road

by Melanie March 09, 2004

fruit rollup

a gay dude in a sleeping bag

Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.

by MELANiE February 03, 2005

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 31, 2003

excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 27, 2004

pull ass

To work extremely hard at something for a long period of time.

Shit, I had to PULL ASS in the class just to get a B!

by Melanie May 24, 2004

mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.

That guy is a goddamn mo jon!

by Melanie June 18, 2006