Max's definitions

karima

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney

Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!

by Max December 2, 2004

fuckshovel

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.

In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"

by Max October 16, 2004

orking

fucking. esp. in the manner and style of orcs (rough, brutal, noisy & crude)

I heard you orking Sally June through the walls, Dude. Sounded like you broke the fuckin' bed right about the moment you made her yodel like Dwight Yokum.

by max December 24, 2004

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 2, 2005

kidult

A person in transition between childhood and adulthood.

"Do you have any ID, you look a little to young to be an adult"

by max May 17, 2005

digitfuck

to perform sexual stimulation on a female using one's fingers, or "digits"

I digitfucked that bitch so hard I got a cramp in my wrist!

by Max March 14, 2004

Scat master gay

Jon Lecznar
someone who is extremly gay and likes little boys

Jon Lecznar is called scat master gay

by max December 6, 2004