tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

DXI

Death Xceleration Intoxication

he died of death Xceleration intoxication

by Max November 10, 2003

X & Y

The name of Coldplay's forthcoming album, which will undoubtedly be massive.

'X & Y' - a combination of oldplay and boldplay

by max May 17, 2005

shlippy

An extremly slippery surface, usually impossible to stand on, becausew it's so slippy.

"I about KO'd myself on that shlippy bit over there"

by max May 02, 2005

Artizzameristic

1.Meaning artistic, or having an artistic ability.

2. An insult for a person who is mentally challenged.

What are ya, artizzameristic?

by Max June 17, 2004

head sets

sets for your head

Gerrof y'bastard,I'll break yer legs

by Max November 10, 2003

Blades

Rims that came stock on 94-96 & 98-01 Acura Integra.

Anyone wanna sell me a new set of blades?

by Max July 01, 2007