Matt's definitions

Manj

Hanging out with women and not gettin any pussy. or Being a fucking pussy.

Billy said he didn't want to go out and drink because cause he was tired and his friends call him a manj.
or
Billy decided to hang out with his females friends... whut a fucking manj.

by Matt January 3, 2004

YFDD

Abbreviation used in e-mails at Caremark. Stands for Your Funny Deb Dog.

Deborah: seriously...I can no longer have babies if that picture is for real. eewwww.

Alisa: YFDD!

by Matt March 24, 2005

Antti Kokko

Rising scandinavian guitar player, played with the bands Etos, Remains, and Ancestor. Currently playing with the band Kalmah.

Antti Kokko is a great guitar player.

by matt March 27, 2005

pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

enab

enaB started out as just a joke between me and sam; a bunch of little fuckers on the internet defining a retarded word...but it means so much more. it means starting a small war over the internet. it means sucking cock for money. it means, fuck i dont know, not caring about life. fuck ya! enaB 4 life!

enab is my fucking world yo!

by matt January 9, 2005

Fieldy

The bassist for the band Korn. Despite what most of the definitions on this site say, he's not that talented of a bassist. Just look up the Korn bass tabs online and you'll notice they're pretty basic. His style of playing involves down tuning the strings 2 or 3 half-steps and doing mediocre slapping and overly-hard finger picking to get the "rattling sound." Plus, he's got so many effects running through that if he just turned them all off his sound would sound similar to a dieing squirrel being hit with a crowbar.

Compare Fieldy to Flea, Victor Wooten, Jaco Pastorius, Geddy Lee, Billy Sheehan, Marcus Miller, or any other bassist and then make an opinion on the man.

by Matt May 13, 2005

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005