Matt's definitions

Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice

my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE

by matt March 6, 2004

retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

by Matt January 15, 2005

brat boy

a worthless piece of shit that uses the internet to talk shit

That brat boy sure talks alot of shit

by Matt December 27, 2003

Banana Dawg

An asian male who is very smooth with the ladies. He hits on multiple girls at once and has very man girlfriends. All the girls love him and guys envy him.

That Boon guy is such a banana dawg!

by Matt March 1, 2005

C-Dot

An acronym for Collingwood, Ontario, based on the popular acronym for Toronto (T-Dot).

Person 1: You wanna party in C-Dot tonight?
Person 2: No, I don't want to go to the bingo hall.

by Matt November 13, 2004

crx

Japanese hatchback driven by Lebanese-Australian gentlemen in the western regions of Sydney. Kilowatt and/or subwoofa enhanced models generally referred to as full sick.

Maate, that CRX is full sick

by Matt December 18, 2003

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005