Matt's definitions

mwam

Matrix-within-a-Matrix. A theory invented about the Matrix where the real world of Zion is another simulation.

"Dude! The MWAM theory is a load of bullcrap! Neo stopped the sentinels with telekenesis!"

by Matt October 21, 2003

Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

XeoMage

Refers to both the website www.xeomage.com, as well as the person that authors it.

I read a movie review on XeoMage. XeoMage hates Eyes Wide Shut and Battlefield Earth.

by Matt August 18, 2003

ass pumper

one who pumps men in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper

by MATT April 10, 2003

bonquesha

bonquesha can also be a guy named jimmy who is gay ;)

he likes men. he's bonquesha

by Matt February 16, 2003

bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket

Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.

Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.

by Matt August 3, 2005