shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
by matt April 08, 2005
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Grotty

80's slang term for disgusting, offensive, dirty, smelly, et cetera. Derived from either "gross" or "grotesque." Rarely heard today.
That gas station's bathroom was hella grotty.
by matt November 17, 2004
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hyper on haribo

to get high on weed. Kids generally get hyper by eating haribo sweets, but people use the expression for a slightly more sinister activity too!
We all went round Josh's house and got hyper on haribo.
by Matt September 25, 2004
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R.T.R.

Abbreviation for "Right Turn Retard". A Right Turn Retard is a driver who takes much too long making a right turn, thus needlessly blocking the right lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic. For similar left-turn phenomenon, see L.T.L..
Why can't this R.T.R. go just a little faster.
by Matt January 16, 2005
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C-Dot

An acronym for Collingwood, Ontario, based on the popular acronym for Toronto (T-Dot).
Person 1: You wanna party in C-Dot tonight?
Person 2: No, I don't want to go to the bingo hall.
by Matt November 13, 2004
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wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.
"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"
by Matt August 18, 2004
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frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.
Laura is a big frat mattress.
by Matt December 07, 2004
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