Matt's definitions

wocka

the noise made by the muppet fozzie the bear

Wocka! Wocka!

by matt December 1, 2003

Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.

1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds

by matt November 30, 2003

Metal

Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura

Slayer, Pantera, and Sepultura are sweet, but Derrick Green is a faggot in sepultura, max caverlera was better

by matt November 30, 2003

Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.

Don't make me go Othello on you.

by Matt November 29, 2003

Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo

by matt November 28, 2003

sit on this and rotate

Screw you.

(sticks up middle finger) "Sit on this and rotate!"

by matt November 27, 2003

warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.

Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)

by Matt November 26, 2003