Matt's definitions

ichor

Demon or Orc blood, usually black and sticky. Seen often but not excessively in The Lord of the Rings.

The decaptitated Orc sprayed ichor into the air.

by matt January 22, 2005

toe-up

Really REALLY high.

We was toe-UP!

by matt February 11, 2004

Ohio State Buckeyes

An over-rated football team that has owned the Michigan Wolverines. 5 Time National Champions including 2003. 27 Time Big Ten Conference Champions/CO-Champions.

Ohio State Buckeyes beat Michigan in route to their 5th National Championship.

by Matt November 19, 2004

flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

by Matt December 15, 2004

roark

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.

Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.

by Matt February 28, 2005

Fantastical

1. Of or relating to fantasy; unreal.
2. Stange; unconventional.

1. L. Ron Hubbard bases his pseudosciences on fantastical mythology instead of facts and testable sciences.

2. Tim Burton's vivid imagination lends to fantastical stories and films.

by Matt May 31, 2004

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006