Definitions by Mark

ringsmack 

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater

He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.

ringsmack by mark September 10, 2003

government 

1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control

the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)

government by Mark September 10, 2003

wetherell 

An extremely curly hair-style reminiscent of the coat of the standard poodle

I'd have shagged her but she had a wetherell!

wetherell by mark September 10, 2003

whoda

who is that

whoda onda phone

whoda by mark September 9, 2003

pickuduphone

pick up the phone

pickuduphone, home

pickuduphone by mark September 9, 2003

phillever 

(n) a gay man with all the trappings of homosexuality except the sex life

You're a right phillever with your Samsung mobile and leather shoulder bag

phillever by mark September 9, 2003

appleyard 

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

appleyard by mark September 9, 2003