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tallula

crazy little child which has tendancies to be crazy
by Mark September 21, 2004
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californicated

To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.
All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.
by Mark May 8, 2007
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sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?
by mark June 10, 2006
mugGet the sizzlermug.

Hektor

1)A 13 year old who masturbates 10 times a day and posts 100 times in csflicks movie comments about hack movies.
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense
"Hektor: OmG h3 IS H@cKInG yoo FUcKinG NOOBS!"
by mark December 2, 2004
mugGet the Hektormug.

poop dick

when you are at work, and your boss is gonna come in and bust your crew cause you are slacking big time. poop dick is the work used by the look out lackey to warn all us slackers that hose monsterism is iminant.
Keegan: Poop Dick!
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off
by Mark July 27, 2004
mugGet the poop dickmug.

snugget

Derived from the amalgamation of the words "shit" and "nugget", a term to be employed in the description of small, pebble-like feces.
"Here mate, I pushed out a fair few snuggets this morning after that despers last night."
by Mark August 5, 2007
mugGet the snuggetmug.

hippy grenade

An explosive marijuana seed detonated from the heat of a blunt or joint cherry.
AHHH!!!! There's shit in my eye...must of been a hippie grenade.
Well make sure you get the seeds out next time.
by Mark March 21, 2005
mugGet the hippy grenademug.

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