Mark's definitions

Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

by Mark July 31, 2004

buzzard

usually intoxicated, slurring, and often confused for a moron. Often recieves fellatio in high traffic area's.

look at that buzzard get head in Telley's chair.

by mark November 1, 2003

government

1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control

the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)

by Mark September 10, 2003

night talk

If you talk late around midnight with your friends on AIM, MSN, ICQ, you start to regret what you said that night the next morning.

DUDEx486: HEY WNNA GO 2 TEH MOVVIIZ?
jayjayop4: SUURE!
*The next day.*
DUDEx486: SRRY BRO, THAT WAS JUST NIGHT TALK YESTRDAY NGHIT!!!!
jayjayop4: l0l

by Mark September 6, 2005

combat fuck

"Combat Fuck" is a term used for a fast and furious type of fucking. Sometimes used to show your girl who is in charge. The girl is on her back, the guy has her ankles in his hands gripped tightly with legs spread wide and pushed back to nearly to the dirt. The man is in TOTAL CONTROL. The harder, deeper and faster the better. Fuck her till it hurts, and then do it again !!!

My girlfriend is a hot sexy bitch but sometimes she forgets who the boss is so, sometimes I give her a real good Combat Fucking to put her in her place.

by Mark June 10, 2006

crackpot

a very crazy person, insane, class clown

he is a crackpot

by Mark March 23, 2004

keat

a virgin , someone who has not ever had sex before

my name is keat and i am a virgin

by mark January 13, 2005