Mark's definitions

like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

by Mark November 21, 2003

CRANK

A mentally unstable person

by Mark June 11, 2006

Duxbury

A small town off the coast of Massachusetts. They are also snobs who hate MArshfield.MArshfield is way better than Duxbury, we got the RAms. So u people in Duxbury you SUCK!

Poeple in the town of Duxbury are snobs.

by mark April 16, 2005

aweshole

Adj. When something is obviously not awesome, or when something is obviously really awesome.

This picture is aweshole. i love it. it sucks. i hate it. it's great.

by MARK March 7, 2005

wallup

the vagina

"You all have an interesting wallup!"

"Goddamn that wallup's wide!"

by Mark October 19, 2003

dormiphilia

A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.

Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.

by mark September 14, 2003

awful

Used mostly by females and camp men when flirting, in a situation where they wish to suggest a favourable response whilst maintaining an incredibly thin veil of mock-regency virginity.

man flirting with woman: let's go for a drive
woman: you are AWWWful (meaning yes)

by mark January 11, 2005