Definitions by Mark

Daftie 

a harmless idiot
scottish in origin
idiot

you are a daftie
you are a big daftie

Daftie by mark January 1, 2005

rentabrain 

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

rentabrain by mark January 1, 2005

Impeech

To place a peech into a person, IE Andrew. A combination between impale and peech. Not a peach, a peech.

We need to impeech Andrew immediatly.

Impeech by Mark December 24, 2004

Icy Hot Stuntaz 

Flame, shares an identical resemblance to my friend John French.

John French is Flame, one of the Icy Hot Stuntaz.

Icy Hot Stuntaz by Mark December 22, 2004

cock up 

1. To have sex with
2. To put your penis into
3. To fuck up

1. I cocked up your MOM!
2. I like to cock up dogs!
3. I really cocked up my relationship!

cock up by Mark December 21, 2004

ass cheese 

1. The substance removed from the back area near the anus that when rubbed out looks like lint.

I just picked some ass cheese from my butt

ass cheese by Mark December 21, 2004

chocolate martini 

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

chocolate martini by Mark December 19, 2004