Marc's definitions

Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Klanker

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.

Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Klankhole

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.

When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Basin Bun

Noun. The cheeks of a persons butt which curve in instead of curving out.

That girl had one normalyy ass cheek, but on the other side wasw a basin bun.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Wrangle

Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife.

In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler.
Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

lumpy doughnut

A process in which a man ejaculates on a woman's face (facial)and then punches her in the same region.

Shut up or I will give you a lumpy doughnut. Now don't bite...

by Marc April 4, 2005