Marc's definitions

mukjes

Selection markers

Did you update the mukjes.

by marc May 9, 2003

Kitty Porn

Pornography containing older men having sexual relations with a girl under the age of 18 or people under the age of 18 being filmed having sexual relations.

Kitty porn is NOT cool. I do not condone it in any way. No one should ever watch kitty porn, nor should any one make it. Anyone who has anything to do with the production, buying, selling, or watching of kitty porn should hang him/her-self right now.

Pee Wee Herman was busted for having Kitty Porn.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Bar Bitch

the person who always ends up getting the rounds in

'get me my drink, bar bitch'

by Marc January 21, 2004

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

over the shoulder boulder holder

sex position act including a man and a woman.

When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.

by Marc February 16, 2005

suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.

"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"

by Marc February 14, 2004

funasuperific

Like fun+super+terrific
Also if not so great funarific

I won!! Thats fun funasuperific

by marc December 6, 2004