by Marc December 30, 2004
1. verb. To die
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
by Marc February 25, 2004
n. person who is perceived as useless, stupid, or given more credit than he/she deserves -- usually a person in higher income or social prominence. See also, blowhard.
Entymology/usage: To call someone a "stuffed shirt" is of course, derogetory. The shirt is given more credit than the person wearing (or stuffing) it by the person wielding this insult. It is used widely in describing politicians or a loud-mouthed employer.
Entymology/usage: To call someone a "stuffed shirt" is of course, derogetory. The shirt is given more credit than the person wearing (or stuffing) it by the person wielding this insult. It is used widely in describing politicians or a loud-mouthed employer.
Everything was running fine in the office before the stuffed shirts from the consulting firm made useless changes that did nothing but create more work.
by Marc February 28, 2004
the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)
by marc February 04, 2005
1. n. (military) acronym for "bad conduct discharge" as defined by the Uniform Code of Military Justice for US military servicemen, also known unofficially as the "Big Chicken Dinner" as slang for the same discharge.
2. n. acronym for "buoyancy control device" used in scuba diving, a vest that can be inflated or deflated while underwater to control a diver's depth.
2. n. acronym for "buoyancy control device" used in scuba diving, a vest that can be inflated or deflated while underwater to control a diver's depth.
1. "Corporal Smith bashed Lieutenant Jones in the fucking pie hole right in front of the general. Stupid shitbird is gonna get his BCD for sure."
2. "Shit, my god-damn BCD has a hole in it. If I dive with this POS on, I'll sink right to the bottom."
2. "Shit, my god-damn BCD has a hole in it. If I dive with this POS on, I'll sink right to the bottom."
by Marc February 15, 2004
by marc February 16, 2004