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Definitions by Marc

Monkey Spank 

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.
Johnny is such a monkey spank.
Monkey Spank by Marc April 3, 2005

Cananicle 

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.
noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.
Cananicle by Marc April 3, 2005

Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.
I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!
Hardy Hawk by Marc April 3, 2005

Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.
Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.
Lemmy Badger by Marc April 3, 2005
Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.
Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.
Klanker by Marc April 3, 2005

Klankhole 

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.
When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.
Klankhole by Marc April 3, 2005

Basin Bun 

Noun. The cheeks of a persons butt which curve in instead of curving out.
That girl had one normalyy ass cheek, but on the other side wasw a basin bun.
Basin Bun by Marc April 3, 2005