Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Marc

Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Monkey Spank by Marc April 3, 2005

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.

noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.

Cananicle by Marc April 3, 2005

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.

I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!

Hardy Hawk by Marc April 3, 2005

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

Lemmy Badger by Marc April 3, 2005

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.

Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.

Klanker by Marc April 3, 2005

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.

When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.

Klankhole by Marc April 3, 2005

Noun. The cheeks of a persons butt which curve in instead of curving out.

That girl had one normalyy ass cheek, but on the other side wasw a basin bun.

Basin Bun by Marc April 3, 2005