suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.
"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"
by Marc February 14, 2004
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Fuzz Face

If you resemble Fuzz in any way. (Fuzz is a guy with fuzz hair :|)
Dude 1. Woah, that dude looks like Ad.
Dude 2. Woah, what a Fuzz Face!
by Marc June 29, 2004
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six pack

1. noun. Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.

2. noun. a collection of six single serve cans or bottles of a beverage (usually soda or beer) packaged together in either cardboard or plastic rings

3. (sexual) verb. to stimulate a female sexual partner by placing two digits of the same hand into the anus and vagina as if preparing to pick up a six pack (as per def 2).

4. (technical) noun or verb. While working an entertainment event on ice such as a hockey game or ice skating event, to slip and fall on the ice while not wearing ice skates.

Entymology/notes: (def 3) Derogatory. Usually employed while bragging in locker room type situations. (def 4) Used by stage hands and those who have occasion to work on ice rinks while wearing civilian shoes. If said person slips on the ice and falls, another ice worker who sees the incident may traditionally call upon the victim to buy a six pack (as per def 2) for the witness after helping him or her off the ice, especially if the incident involves injury.
1. She must do situps. Her stomach is sporting a six pack that just won't fucking quit!

2. While in the store, I bought a pack of fags and a six pack of beer.

3. I was going down on this chick last night and right when she was about to come, I six packed her and the bitch went fucking nuts!

4. I helped the newbie up after he six packed into the ice. He was more careful after that to watch his step when the Zamboni had shaved the ice.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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Klankhole

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.
When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.
by Marc April 03, 2005
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axion

AxioN is pwning s0m3 b1sh3s!
AxioN is the man, I need some AxioN.

AxioN is shiznit
by Marc May 26, 2004
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Spoooolllllz

When one cups the hand in a gripping form, and air-masturbates, and says spools.
"Yeah man,, SPOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS *wank motion*"
by Marc December 07, 2004
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stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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