Kyle 's definitions

Tampon

Kryptonite for male species, especially when asked to purchase said item.

Please!! No!! Anything but the tampon!!

by Kyle November 2, 2003

penny

A worthless piece of american currency that takes up space in your pocket.

"Hey there's a penny on the ground!"

"Fuck That!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

Shigityshwa

A word meaning what are you talking about asked said when someone is making a subject unclear

Bob: And it was like frickin' wicked!

Rob: Shigityshwa?

Bob: The concert...

Rob: Oooh!!

by Kyle December 22, 2004

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004

speak n' spell

A little red box that is supposed to teach kids how to read. Really it is a toy made by satan that sounds like a demon. Dane Cook makes fun of the speak n' spell in his cd Harmful If Swallowed

AEIOU

OMG the Speak N' Spell is going to kill me

by Kyle June 19, 2006

eat out

To eat at a restaurant or public place.

Mom, are we going to eat out tonight?

by Kyle May 17, 2003

Charlie Kaufman

Arguably the greatest and most original screenwriter currently working. He's the master behind;

- Being John Malkovich
- Adaptation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Human Nature

He has had two past Oscar nominations for Best Screenplay and this year has been nominated for this third for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," his best to date.

If Kaufman doesn't take him his Oscar, then this will be my last time watching the Academy Awards.

by Kyle August 7, 2006