Kyle 's definitions

Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.

Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!

by Kyle March 22, 2005

eli manning

Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.

Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.

by kyle May 12, 2004

Sock it and Rock it

Knocking out a girl then fucking her while she's KO'd.

Bitch you better give it up or Immah have to sock it and rock it.

by Kyle June 15, 2004

Eddie Vedder

The front man to the only grunge band still around today because he is unbelievably kickass

"dude, isnt she hot."
"come on dude, thats Eddie Vedder"
"ahh, hes so dreamy."

by kyle November 5, 2003

offshoring

When Asia, India, Pakistan, and all those gay third-world countries steal jobs from America. They are not as skilled as the Americans they stole the job from, and are too stupid to realize they are getting paid very little compared to Americans.

Offshoring sucks.

by Kyle May 17, 2004

The Episcopal Academy

For some reason, EA kids tend to think very highly of themselves, despite the fact that schools like Haverford, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and Shipley are ALL better than them at basically EVERYTHING. They did not make the popped collar popped, they are not cool, they are not wealthier. Face it, they are all gay ass new money losers like Hart from that MTV bull shit show.

"that kid's a loser"
"oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"

by Kyle March 21, 2005

wam fetish

wet & messy fetish, a fetish where people are atracted to girls in wet clothing, mud wrestling...........

when hot women are either mud-wrestling, gunged, splosh, in a pie-fight, or a wet t-shirt competition

by Kyle July 6, 2004