Kyle 's definitions

biddie

a piece of ass

us jersey kids start this, so get off its dick.. go fuck yourselves

i need to get some biddies.

by kyle March 17, 2005

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

tearing it up

to perform very well in some forum, video games in particular

Man, last round, you were tearing it up, you were doing so well

by kyle February 10, 2005

poon tuna

same as tuna poon, only the way you're ACTUALLY supposed to say it.

"Tuna poon sounds stupid, lets change it to poon tuna, thats way better"

by Kyle January 19, 2005

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003