Kyle 's definitions

The Volleyball Boy

First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!

The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.

by Kyle November 3, 2003

L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 24, 2006

Chayiee!

"CHAYIEE" is the word created my Mother Kage when Underling Char has done anything but homework at any time. Pronouced "Cha-YEE!", this must be yelled at an angry tone and in a Chinese accent to recieve full effect.

"CHAYIEE come do HOMEWOOK!"

by Kyle January 16, 2005

culturized

To be like de-culturized or somehting

They all got de-culturized when they came to america

by Kyle May 7, 2004

sexperv

one who writes in an online diary about sexual escapades.

kim said, "that was the best sex i ever had!"
kyle said, "ewwww sexperv!"

by kyle January 7, 2004

Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

by Kyle April 10, 2003

bald head island

wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!

bald head island is great for rich white people

by kyle April 6, 2005