Kevin's definitions

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 3, 2004

SFW

SFW (adj): An acronym meaning "sexy in a friend way."

Peter: Hello, Joan.
Joan: Hey!
Peter: I think that you're very SFW, Joan.
Joan: Why thank you. You're quite SFW yourself.

by Kevin March 18, 2005

bk

Burger King-Have it your way

Thanks for choosing BK proceed to the next window.

by Kevin February 24, 2005

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin July 22, 2008

amp bitch

n. One who turns their amp up so loud so that everyone else gets completely drowned out.

Musician 1: Cameron, stop being such an amp bitch, I can't even hear myself think
Musician 2: What??
Musician 1:Turn off your amp you amp bitch!
Musicain 2: What??
Musician 1 then unplugs Musician 2

by Kevin February 16, 2005

true that

Ghetto form of true, indeed, yep, I concur, I agree, that's true

Person One: Yo, dis shit is da bomb for sheezy

Person Two: True dat!

by Kevin February 16, 2004

my assul

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"

Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.

by Kevin April 8, 2005