Kevin's definitions

titty baby

a crybaby, someone who whines about something.

Michelle is a titty baby. Always crying like a little puto

by Kevin May 13, 2005

flooremite

any emotion that can't be described

also anything that resembles the color orange

i'm just flooremite today

ur lookin a little flooremite today

by Kevin March 7, 2005

Dump and Pump

To masterbate while defecating simultaneously.

Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

talking timmy

If you have braces, pispronouncing s's and spitting. Also, progressively mumbling into incoherence as you speak

I just got braces in, does it sound like I'm talking timmy?

by Kevin March 9, 2005

Lost

1. One of 2 new shows that has dragged ABC out of the gutter (the other one being Desperate Housewives) to become one of the most promising channels on network TV. It's about a group of plane crash survivors on a deserted island, and nobody is who they seem to be. Oh, and there's a 30-foot monster and a psycho French chick roaming the island too.

2. When you have no idea where the fuck you are.

1. There are numerous conspiracy theroies about the characters on Lost.

2. Never get lost in the streets of Camden, NJ at night with white skin, a fancy car, and no firearms.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!

"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"

by kevin March 14, 2005

SFW

SFW (adj): An acronym meaning "sexy in a friend way."

Peter: Hello, Joan.
Joan: Hey!
Peter: I think that you're very SFW, Joan.
Joan: Why thank you. You're quite SFW yourself.

by Kevin March 18, 2005