Kevin's definitions

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

skinny puppy

1. a band

2. what happens when you run out of Alpo.

Louie Anderson was so hungry he ate my skinny puppy.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Iggy

1. short for ignore

2. nickname for the best hockey player Jarome Iginla.

I put that chat bitch on iggy.

Iggy is the MVP of the league.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

ass comb

A comb that is used to comb the hair on your hairy ass. You can later cut that hair and weave a blanket for winter.

Vinny recieved an ass comb for Christmas.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Big Country Breakfast

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.

Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

breakfast burrito

1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.

2. the best breakfast one can eat.

McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.

by Kevin July 26, 2004