Kate's definitions

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

by kate November 22, 2004

university of texas

1) school of higher education in austin
2) home to some of the best sports programs in the nation, great music, and diversity
3) we're texas!

1) i wish i was cool enough to go to the university of texas.
2) the university of texas is better than texas a&m.

by kate March 27, 2005

DJ Sammy

bloke - creator of dodgy dance tunes,responsible for reincarnation of old crappy dance tunes, his beats are played in Turkish clubs and are loved by Birmingham lasses.Hangs with a blonde man-like girl who sings most of the songs - so what actually does DJ Sammy do?

lass: "Mega, they're playin' DJ Sammy down the greasy Hag tonight. Lets go get wasted!"

"After the boys of summer have gone."

by Kate August 9, 2003

ehk

the noise u make just for fun

*brings hand to mouth and sucks on it like a retard* Eeeeeehhhhkkk.

by kate February 12, 2003

dancer

A very hard working athlete usually talented and dedicated to the art of body movememnt, not "party dancing" or a stripper, but educated in areas of ballet, hip hop, jazz, tap, modern ect. type of dancer

I am a dancer at the American Ballet Theater.

by kate January 2, 2004

nesh

'nesh' cold. taken from the french word 'neige' i persume means snow.

when going outside for a ciggarette 'its nuff nesh out here'

by kate December 22, 2004

heyzeus

the way spanish people say jesus

heyzeus christ thats a hot tamale

by kate February 10, 2004