Josh's definitions

cmq

TechVicks Husband and a super gay guy. Likes walks in the park and laying on the beach at night.

cmq is TechVicks husband. He loves to play with his drive shaft.

by Josh July 4, 2004

mutual

feeling the same way

me and my girlfriend mutually love each other

by josh February 22, 2005

gaping

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass

I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks

by Josh November 22, 2004

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.

Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.

by Josh January 14, 2005

dsl

dick sucking lips
some one with big lips

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL

by Josh February 11, 2005

Nugget

A chunk of weed smaller than a bud. Usually the amount required to get one nicely lit.

There's a hole in my bowl, can you plug it with a nugget?

by josh February 18, 2003