Definitions by Josh

pop music 

pop music is simply short for 'popular' music everything on mtv and on the radio is pop

'oooooh listen its the latest from avril!!!!'

pop music by josh April 14, 2004

Salty Mongoose 

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

Salty Mongoose by Josh April 13, 2004

Taking a Nap 

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

Taking a Nap by Josh April 13, 2004

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

CRACKAFIDE by Josh April 9, 2004

dashiki

1) A loose fitting, colorful African garment.

2) A loose girl who uses men to get things they want.

1) Stewart was wearing his dashiki today to celebrate Kwanza.

2) Look at that dashiki over there...hey, didn't you get with her?!?

dashiki by Josh April 8, 2004

Crit 

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

Crit by Josh April 8, 2004

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

Ski-doo Jockey by Josh April 5, 2004