shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

kunk

An object possessing thick and mushy physical characteristics.

The peice of shit on his shoe was kunky.

by Josh December 03, 2004

I pwned JOO

for when you pwned n00bs, be it at the spongebob movie or on msn

n00b, you suck, PWNED

by Josh March 01, 2005

c-tag

a bout it ass hoe, good at suckin dick

man that girl the other night was a c-tag she sucked us ALL up

by josh August 13, 2004

Moss'd

to get burnt deep in a football game

You just got Moss'd.

by Josh December 07, 2003

Masked Metal

Metal bands that wear masks and/or face paint.

Slipknot, Mushroomhead, Motograter, MuDvAyNe, Gwar, etc.

by Josh January 24, 2004

Philadelphia

The city with the greatest football team ever. The Philadelphia Eagles

The Philadelphia Eagles are going to win win Super Bowl XXXIX

by Josh January 23, 2004