Jon's definitions

klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.

Peter Kane is a total Klar Face.

by Jon February 21, 2005

Bones

A person of the female gender who resembles a skeletal structure. These persons typically endulge in the punk rock scene.

"Dude check out Bones and he new mohawk"

by Jon March 2, 2004

sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.

Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks

by Jon November 30, 2003

up the ass

the best form of batty sex

serge was poundin on his boy friends ass

by jon July 21, 2003

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

che

OK, I'm Argentinian people, here's the real deal: Che is actually used mostly in Buenos Aires, the capitol. It's not true slang, it's just a word used in Argentina. Slang is more common in the inland regions, like Cordoba. Che means either "hey" or "buddy", or simply "hey, buddy."

Che! Me gusto su chaqueta.

by Jon August 1, 2005

RIA

The BEST DAMN BAND IN THE WORLD!!

Visit www.riafunk.tk

by Jon November 12, 2003