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beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps
your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear
by jon December 29, 2003
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Siv

Siv is a person who enjoys doing his homework and loves school very much.
Siv is at home doing his homework again.
by Jon January 6, 2004
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command & conquer

The very beggining of the command & conquer series made by westwood. Sold millions of copys it made rts's well know to the computer world
C&C pwns for it takes a lot of skill to beat it.
by Jon May 1, 2005
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beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

Addition: This definition of beer pong is technicaally Beirut, but the orginal version of beer pong is so widely unplayed that the name is now a synonym for Beirut, especially in the South and at public universities.
Abbie has a beer pong addiction, and we may have to intervene.
by Jon June 3, 2005
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roll deep

Going somewhere with a large amount of people.
by jon October 9, 2003
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Furmunda

The white gue that gathers under the penis directly following vaginal intercource.
Hold on buddy,ill be right over. I just got done punding my babe, Ineed to clean the furmunda off my balls.
by Jon February 8, 2005
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Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.
"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."
by jon April 8, 2004
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