beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 29, 2003

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

by Jon April 04, 2005

mxslicer

Someone who is unable to comprehend the slightest facts because he has a heavy "de-liberalizer" filter on his monitor.

Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.

Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.

by Jon April 17, 2005

Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

by Jon January 20, 2005

che

OK, I'm Argentinian people, here's the real deal: Che is actually used mostly in Buenos Aires, the capitol. It's not true slang, it's just a word used in Argentina. Slang is more common in the inland regions, like Cordoba. Che means either "hey" or "buddy", or simply "hey, buddy."

Che! Me gusto su chaqueta.

by Jon August 01, 2005

Assfro

The hair on the hair normally in large amounts in te shape of an afro.

Jon really needs to shave his assfro.

by Jon May 09, 2003