by Jon December 27, 2004
Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
by Jon October 10, 2004
A person of the female gender who resembles a skeletal structure. These persons typically endulge in the punk rock scene.
by Jon March 02, 2004
A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.
by Jon November 28, 2003
A placeholder word, used to facilitate conversation, usually only understood contextually by the participants of the conversation, and not by outsiders.
by Jon June 10, 2004
A group of idiots, bent on taking over the world.
1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers
1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers
Newscaster: "In other news today, the last remaining GOP party members and voters were exterminated today like the bugs and rates they are"
by Jon March 14, 2005
n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
by Jon January 19, 2004