John's definitions

Dotty

A knickname for Dorchester, a section of Boston

"Dude, me, Sully, and Fitzy were down at the Bickfahds in the middle of Dotty, after just getting back from our buddy's apahtment in Southie and we were fahkin' wasted! Why? 'cuz we're from fahkin' Boston!"

by John November 8, 2004

washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

by John November 23, 2003

Nails

Another way of saying "no"

G1- You want some yay
G2- Nails

by John December 10, 2003

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

rot

vagina, pussy

I want to plant my tree in some rot.

by John March 18, 2004

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

UAFF

noun, an American organization who sympathizes with the IRA, Sinn Fein, and the Republicans. Created in the year 1999, they plan to fight along side with the IRA, and drive the Brits out of Ireland forever.

Ulster American Freedom Fighters

by john November 30, 2004