John's definitions

Phu

one who is considered the greatest emcee alive

this guy is a Phu. this guy has phu's skills. man, this guy's name must be phu because of his mad skills.

by John January 13, 2005

Story

N. - One of the sluttiest girls in altomonte.
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.

Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head

N. - I fucked story last night three times!
V. - Ya she really pulled a story last night.

by John December 20, 2004

filariasis

sucking cock

by john May 8, 2003

knob goblin

cock sucker

hey that bitch is a fucking knobgoblin , cocksucker

by john August 20, 2003

pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

jackle

A legendary Irishman who stood outside social influence and spat on all who would try to change his ways.

(died by act of mob)

god
legend
fenian

That guy dont take no shit from nobody! a true jackle!

by john February 27, 2005

x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3

Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!

by John June 18, 2006