John's definitions

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005

used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

Iremongering

Making annoying and stupid sounds or suggestions about something the person knows nothing about.

"Control click, right there"
"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"

by John October 1, 2004

Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.

That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.

by John September 5, 2003

kappo

cunt, bastard, twat, mong, minge, fanny faced fucker, bandit of the arse. generally a shrub rocketeer.

kappo! (and pointing at someone)

by John August 10, 2003

AssFart

The Best Known CS Player. Also is very damn good looking.

Damn i wish i was like AssFart, He's so sexy.

by John March 8, 2005

vestibule

1.A place where OMG omg HI2u! is deemed intelligent, re: a fuckhole
2.A place where assclowns reign sumpreme

my mother drank, did coke, and stabed her stomach when she was pregnant with me. I should go down to the vestibule where i feel smart!

by john March 18, 2003