The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.
by john February 07, 2005
A quirky, deep-squatting queen who took the internet by storm after posting on the subreddit r/drawme. The one and only Ivy Nash asked artists to draw her as a gargoyle in her iconic deep-squat pose, perched on a closet, dressed head-to-toe in black. Her striking facial resemblance to supermodel Bella Hadid sparked wild rumors that she’s secretly related to her, with some claiming MyHeritage investigations "confirmed" it (though no solid evidence has ever surfaced). The original post blew up, racking over 15 million views and 13k upvotes in just a few days, cementing Ivy as the internet’s favorite cryptid-meets-fashion-icon.
"Did you see that Girlgoyle post? Ivy Nash is literally the gargoyle muse we didn’t know we needed. Bella Hadid who?"
by yellowdolphin March 15, 2025