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The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

girlgoyle by john February 7, 2005

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Girlgoyle

A quirky, deep-squatting queen who took the internet by storm after posting on the subreddit r/drawme. The one and only Ivy Nash asked artists to draw her as a gargoyle in her iconic deep-squat pose, perched on a closet, dressed head-to-toe in black. Her striking facial resemblance to supermodel Bella Hadid sparked wild rumors that she’s secretly related to her, with some claiming MyHeritage investigations "confirmed" it (though no solid evidence has ever surfaced). The original post blew up, racking over 15 million views and 13k upvotes in just a few days, cementing Ivy as the internet’s favorite cryptid-meets-fashion-icon.

"Did you see that Girlgoyle post? Ivy Nash is literally the gargoyle muse we didn’t know we needed. Bella Hadid who?"

Girlgoyle by yellowdolphin March 15, 2025

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Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

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Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

The Nasty Gargoyle by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

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Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape by Bludshot May 30, 2006

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Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

Gargoyle by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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