girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

by john February 7, 2005

Girlgoyle

A quirky, deep-squatting queen who took the internet by storm after posting on the subreddit r/drawme. The one and only Ivy Nash asked artists to draw her as a gargoyle in her iconic deep-squat pose, perched on a closet, dressed head-to-toe in black. Her striking facial resemblance to supermodel Bella Hadid sparked wild rumors that she’s secretly related to her, with some claiming MyHeritage investigations "confirmed" it (though no solid evidence has ever surfaced). The original post blew up, racking over 15 million views and 13k upvotes in just a few days, cementing Ivy as the internet’s favorite cryptid-meets-fashion-icon.

"Did you see that Girlgoyle post? Ivy Nash is literally the gargoyle muse we didn’t know we needed. Bella Hadid who?"

by yellowdolphin March 15, 2025

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

by Bludshot May 30, 2006

Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006