John's definitions

tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.

1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"

by John June 18, 2006

brown ice

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.

Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.

by John July 5, 2006

fridgecat

A girl that is too ugly to sleep with unless you're so drunk that you cannot perform anyway.

I went home with a fridgecat last night, so now I've got blue-balls and a hangover.

by John June 18, 2006

anuptaphobia

fear/phobia of being single...deal with it

Sally will never meet a man, thus she suffers from anuptaphobia.

by John June 19, 2006

lucifer

slang for match to light cigarettes etc . possibly used prior to fuel lighters , jass( jazz) slang early 1900's New Orleans, smell of sulpher on striking

He struck a lucifer to light his cigar.

by John June 19, 2006

snowman

When two men cum in each others mouths and then make out with each other and swap cum.

Vinny the fag did a snowman with Zach last night.

by John June 20, 2006

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006