Jizzle's definitions

Djo-Akim

Djo-Akim is the Egyptianized name of the (in)famous pin king of Ghent Joachim aka Notorious E.A.T. aka Mr. White Chocolate

Djo-Akim: Phara-Oh!
Lean Back on the desk, so I can touch your chest

by Jizzle November 1, 2004

happienate

1. To make someone happy
2. To make someone happier than his or her present condition, though not necessarily completely happy
3. To amelioriate something, to improve something

See antonym unhappienate

John was sad, but he was happienated by fucking Mary.

I saw that Joe was down in the dumps so I bought him some pot to happienate him.

My car was broken, but I happienated it by fixing the carburator.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

Mint Jelly

1. An object/event/action that is favorable to the speaker. Sometimes referred to as money in the bank, money, or heat in the street.
2. A phrase used to express extreme satisfaction.

1. Yo, that race was lamb shank with mint jelly.
2. Rice busting is mint jelly, it's a great way to spend a wednesday night.

by Jizzle March 16, 2005

glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

by Jizzle March 18, 2003

Wigga

This term means a white person who trys to be like an african american in terms of slang and phsyical appearance or habits.

That white boy dresses all baggy, listens to too much rap and talks in a wierd way. He's such a wigga.

by Jizzle July 9, 2003

cizzle

coke.. cocaine - a hell of a drug according to Rick James.

after smoking cocaine, me and sara got drips.

by Jizzle May 13, 2005

piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

by Jizzle August 30, 2003