Jesus 's definitions

cute

Elton John, an affectionate bitch

"elton john is cute"
"we know jesus, we know."

by jesus April 25, 2003

Kettou

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.

(See also Vian)

I pray to the Alimighty Kettou

by jesus March 5, 2004

cockslinger

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'

spider man? what a cockslinger

by jesus August 3, 2004

Vian

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.



(see also Kettou)

I pray to the Glorious Vian

by jesus March 5, 2004

Gumby

One whom owns a TS Server, and has a skill level above all others.

Gumby from the OTF.

by Jesus July 28, 2003

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003