Definitions by Jesus

Plow 

The opposite of whatever is said after it.

She's plow fine. Actually means she's ugly.

Plow by Jesus October 11, 2003

Poontang 

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!

Poontang by Jesus October 4, 2003

RICERS 

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts

RICERS by Jesus September 23, 2003

griff 

this beast........
get your bow on to him women....
couldnt be more of a legend.

person 1: where's grif?
Person 2: griff the beast? what a legend!

griff by jesus September 22, 2003

beast on 

To beat the shit out of someone.

"Duuude, that guy was a total faggot. He's the type of guy I would have beasted on back in the day."

beast on by Jesus September 22, 2003

The James Hock 

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

The James Hock by Jesus September 21, 2003

CAWG 

An acronym that stands for Cackling Aloud With Gusto

After John tripped and landed in the deep fryer we were all CAWG

CAWG by Jesus September 17, 2003