TCHBP

That Clown Has Bell's Palsy!

TCHBP. (The definition is sufficient for the example)

by Jesus September 17, 2003

hustler

A porno magazine

I beat off to Hustler

by Jesus June 06, 2003

well ripped

best described in the following phrase...

Slag: I'm Pregnant
Me: Well ripped

by jesus March 25, 2004

Blade Pendragon

The term for a hot sexy Irishmen with a big penis.

"You are such a Blade Pendragon."

by Jesus July 02, 2004

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 10, 2003

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

cheeks 4

The funniest porno ever

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"

by Jesus June 06, 2003