cute

"elton john is cute"
"we know jesus, we know."
by jesus April 25, 2003
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Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.
Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.
by Jesus January 18, 2003
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Sungis

1. noun. One who is above religion; cult worthy.
He is so damn Sungis... ooohh la la!
by Jesus February 26, 2005
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jee whiz

A phrase often used by young children or homosexuals and can be replaced with "holy gollogers!" or "neato!"
by Jesus October 24, 2003
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Lucky Strike

The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
by Jesus August 05, 2003
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gunishment

A mixture of gun and punishment, forming the type of punishment with the word punishment.
Man, these people dont just need punishment... they need gunishment
by jesus April 25, 2004
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