Jesus 's definitions

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

pam

the nonstick cooking spray, duh everyone knows that

Yo ass betta put some Pam on dem brownies or day gonna stick to yo pan.

by Jesus January 7, 2006

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

Gumby

One whom owns a TS Server, and has a skill level above all others.

Gumby from the OTF.

by Jesus July 28, 2003

the 3 s's

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

by Jesus January 11, 2004

Gaytto

ghetto , gay
Combonation of Gay and Ghetto, used by wiggas

Thats fuckin' gaytto!
This is some gaytto shit, son.

by Jesus July 30, 2004