Dtest

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta

Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.

by Jesus March 07, 2003

The Matrix

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators

look on your calculators

by Jesus November 12, 2003

stubborn IE user

See moron, idiot and dickhead.

"Man, that guy is such a stubborn IE user."

by Jesus February 07, 2005

Ktik

Spanish for 'cunt'.

Man, I'd love to fuck that Ktik.

by Jesus October 22, 2003

c++

Object-Oriented C.

Uses similar syntax as the C language, so older programs can be made OO without the work of rewriting the code with new syntax.

I bought this book about C++ but I don't know what object oriented programming is, am I a programmer yet?

by Jesus December 07, 2003

fuckshitup

A parting comment designed to give good luck.

"I'm gonna go demand my dollar back for this shitty hamburger."
"Yo, fuckshitup."

by Jesus December 03, 2003

8th

3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality

I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.

by Jesus July 09, 2004