Jesus's definitions

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003

CAWG

An acronym that stands for Cackling Aloud With Gusto

After John tripped and landed in the deep fryer we were all CAWG

by Jesus September 17, 2003

pam

the nonstick cooking spray, duh everyone knows that

Yo ass betta put some Pam on dem brownies or day gonna stick to yo pan.

by Jesus January 7, 2006

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

Equilibrium

Things which are balanced.

his sex life is in equilibrium with his grans.

by jesus March 28, 2003

yoe

A really fat kid who likes anime.

Wow, Yoe is really fat and likes anime.

by Jesus March 1, 2005

Gothic

1)Art of the middle-ages. Dark art.

2)Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a style of architecture developed in northern France and spreading through western Europe from the middle of the 12th century to the early 16th century that is characterized by the converging of weights and strains at isolated points upon slender vertical piers and counterbalancing buttresses and by pointed arches and vaulting

3)Referal to the middle-ages.

4)Literature style mostly using dark, remote settings.

5)A genre of music steming from punk rock and became popular in the mid 1980's. Korn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Tool are not gothic bands.

6)The language of the Goths.

Note: people cannot be gothic, gothic is not a state of mind, it is not a life style, it is not clothing.

That 1230 A.D. gothic painting has such dark colours.

That church down town has gothic architecture.

Stephen King writes gothic fiction.

No, damn it, slipknot is not a damn gothic band.

by Jesus January 3, 2004