Jay 's definitions

V-check

The Girl Version of Nut check. the V stands for vagina (of course)

i just v-checked that ho.

by Jay March 13, 2005

grody lover

janitor, one who loves dirty things

a janitor

by jay April 25, 2003

Flying Nigger

A car with only one working headlight

When you see an oncoming car at night with only one headlight you point and say"flying nigger!"

by Jay February 12, 2004

titty butter

the greasy, dirty buildup of dirt and oil under boobs and between the rolls of fat ppl. especailly when they don't shower.

that fucker is covered in titty butter

by jay May 31, 2003

Aquatakat

Maybe one of rancid milk's love partners.

rancid milk:I want to tap Aquatakat!
Jay:But...I'm with...you...*sobs*
rancid milk:*goatses* We are, tap me!!!

by Jay July 16, 2003

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003

power trip

Someone, typically at work, who has higher powers over most people they work with. This higher power (usually a manager or someone's boss) tends to go to their head causing them to "Power trip" and abuse their rights as a manager/boss/owner. Such as picking on people or making their lives difficult, "Just because they can." is a person who is on a Power Trip.

"That police officer walks around like he owns everything around him."

by Jay June 2, 2004