Jay 's definitions

time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 19, 2004

Bald Beef Socket

the main appendage that would be found hanging between the males legs.

Yo Doggs.....did you make her deepthrote your Bald Beef Socket.

by Jay November 27, 2003

minneapolis

a town in minnesota where like 1/4 of the city is black and lots more somalians and ehtiopians and jamaicans live and the asians are packed as tight as sardines

lots of hmong niggaz live here man

by jay February 20, 2005

chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

by jay February 12, 2003

rebornation

rebornation - to start over and fix yourself. It's just like saying, your going to change for someone. -- rebordanate, rebornation, reBORN, CHANGE.

Drastic measures cause for drastic changes - stage 1 of rebornation

by Jay July 27, 2004

nirvana

one of the greatest bands of all time. right up there w/ metallica and stp.

nirvana rocks

by Jay May 14, 2003

chet

A gay man

He is such a chet, the kid in the rainbow shirt!

by Jay February 17, 2004