Tommy Tough Nuts

A person who thinks they are a tough individual while they are nor.
For example, a person who is telling a story that does not sound real or is an exaggeration, might be called Tommy Tough Nuts.
by jay August 22, 2004
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Jurica

Very attractive male to the opposite sex. Pleasing to the ladies eye.
Oh man, Brian looked so jurica yesterday, I wanted him bad!
by Jay May 12, 2004
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Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).
Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.
by Jay April 21, 2004
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macaroni

adj.-
Synonym for "cool". Derived from the Oxford English Dictionary original definition of an 18th century dandy who affected mannerisms of Continental Europe.
"Stuck a feather in his (Doodle's) cap and called it macaroni."

"Man, that bitch is macaroni"

"I'm so macaroni, girls will want to pour cheese on me."
by Jay May 13, 2005
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stunned wombat

a stunned wombat is the look in ur mans eyes (note: the look a wombat gives in headlights just before it gets run over)after uve taken two bricks and squashed his testicles after he gave u an angry dragon
that bastard gave me an angry dragon so i stunned wombatted his filthy ass yo!!
by jay December 22, 2004
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hangela

the name of the hand you use to wank off
I'm getting laid tonight by hangela
by jay April 25, 2003
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west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.
Big Mellor's head is west
by JaY January 20, 2003
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